Unbelievable things have been happening in this mad crazy country whilst I've been away, and a few in our neck o't'woods. Stabbings and happy slapping deaths. The world is going mad. I used to dislike the idea of changing our laws to accommodate foreigners - hey, if you're willing to work and contribute good to the country, you're welcome with open arms, but don't start asking me to stop my way of life to accommodate yours - but the more crazy this world gets, the more I am coming round to adopting various aspects of Sharia law. Not all of it, but the bits on law and order sound just like the kind of thing that we need for a few years to try to rid this ridiculous attitude that seems to pervade that anyone can do whatever the fuck the want to whatever or whoever and there be no consequences, or the consequences are so nondescript that they are almost like a badge of honour. Hands off for stealing, castration for rape, execution for murder, sign me up, I'm all for it.

Theres too much 'sympathy' for the scum of this world, too many people willing to shout up for their human rights - what about the human rights of those who are the victims???? - and make excuses for them because of their circumstances. Well, I say fuck 'em. You might live in a tenement, with only one parent, and because you fucked about at school you can't get a decent job, but thats no excuse for stabbing people and kicking them to death. Its about time someone had the bollocks to stand up and say enough is enough. Fuck the scrotes and the do gooders. This once great country is being slowly pulled down into the gutter because of the wooly liberals and the do gooders constantly defending low life scum.

I will draw up a manifesto for my (imaginary) attempt at power, and publish shortly, but you can bet yer bottom dollar that the first against the wall for the firing squad will be the lawyers and social workers who defend the Jeremy kyle guests of this world, closely followed by the guests themselves.........................